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New video series premieres in February!

We've got a new video series headed your way soon. It's a talk show that attempts to shine the light of truth on issues like parenting, marriage, and the way we relate to others. It's hosted by Scotty Love, a man who sincerely believes he is doing some good in the world with this show. Trouble is, Scotty doesn't have a clue. He's that guy in the office who soured you on going to that megachurch by his judgmental attitude. He's a man who's never heard the phrase "practice what you preach." He is everything the world hates about believers.

 

Righteous Insanity is proud to announce the arrival of "The Scotty Love Show."

 

Scotty Love is a great tool (no pun intended) for reaching out to seekers because he's the guy that's turned all of them (and many believers) away from a relationship in Christ. He's a hypocrite. He's kind of a jerk. And he's completely blinded by his own self-righteousness.

 

Thankfully, Scotty doesn't go it alone. Every episode features a guest or two, including Scott's wife, daughter, and a bunch of church pals, who do their best to help Scotty learn a thing or two. He never does, but through their interactions with Scott provide a great jumping off point for sermons and discussions about relationship issues including prayer, judging others, singleness, and being a good communicator.

 

Scotty Love will be available on Youtube, Godtube, and Sermon Spice. You're going to love to hate this guy, and you're going to love the way he opens doors for sharing the truth of God's Word.

Free Skit Monday - The Old Testament Price Is Right

Looking for a really deep, moving drama? Yeah, this isn't for you. 

 

The Old Testament Price Is Right

By John Cosper

www.righteousinsanity.com

 

CHARACTERS

An historian

An announcer

Ezekiel, Dorcas, Hezekiah, Martha – Game show contestants

Malachi – A game show host

 

The historian walks on stage.

 

HISTORIAN: Until only recently, it was widely believed that game shows were an invention of the 20^th century. But archaeologists, working in conjunction with Biblical scholars, have now confirmed that game shows first gained popularity around the same time Jesus walked the Earth. It’s true. And tonight, we’re going to give you a peek at what a game show looked like during Jesus’ time. And to really help you feel like you’re there, we’re going to do it in the King James Version. Enjoy. 

 

The historian exits. Play the Price is Right theme.

 

ANNOUNCER- It's time once again for Jerusalem’s most favorite game show! Ezekiel, come on down!

 

Ezekiel runs down the aisle.

 

ANNOUNCER- Dorcas Baker, come on down!

 

Dorcas runs down front.

 

ANNOUNCER- Hezekiah Daniels, come on down!

 

Hezekiah runs down front.

 

ANNOUNCER- And Martha Berry, come on down! Thou art the first four contestants on the Price Is Right!

 

Crowd cheers even louder.

 

ANNOUNCER- And now, here is thine host of the Amish Price Is Right, Malachiiiiiiiiii Barker!

 

Malachi enters.

 

MALACHI- Thank you, thank you. Welcome to the Amish Price Is Right. Contestants, please direct thine eyes to see what my Modest Young Daughters are bringing out for bids.

ANNOUNCER- It's a new wine skin!

 

A model – dressed in the same Biblical attire as the others - enters with the butter churn. Audience "Oooos."

 

ANNOUNCER- From wine skins of Nazareth comes this handsome new wine skin, ideal for storing new wine and attractive enough to serve at thy next party. Malachi?

MALACHI- Ezekiel, what doest thou bid for this wine skin?

EZEKIEL- Two… no three bottles of olive oil. 

MALACHI- Three bottles of olive oil. Dorcas?

DORCAS- Four loaves and one fish, Malachi.

MALACHI- Four loaves and one fish. Hezekiah?

 

Hezekiah hesitates, listening to the audience.

 

MALACHI- Bid thou, Hezekiah!

HEZEKIAH- Eight bags of grain!

MALACHI- Eight bags of grain. Martha?

MARTHA- One sow!

MALACHI- One sow. Actual price is…

 

Malachi unrolls and reads a small scroll.

 

MALACHI - One a half sows! Martha, thou art a winner!

 

Chimes ding, the crowd cheers, and Martha runs on stage.

 

MALACHI- Martha, art thou a wife?

MARTHA- I am, with five sons and three daughters.

MALACHI- Well just imagine how blessed they will be if you ride home on this!

ANNOUNCER- A NEW DONKEY!!!!

 

A stage door opens to reveal the mule. The crowd goes bonkers.

 

ANNOUNCER- Bred in the fields near Bethlehem, this two year old donkey is ideal for light duty farm work, travel excursions, carrying goods to market, or cruising thy hometown on a Sunday night. Malachi? 

MALACHI- And Martha, that donkey will be thine if thou winneth the High/Low game. Thou knowest how to play. Thou shalt try to guess the price within the alotted time. I will tell thee if thine bids are high or low. Ready?

MARTHA- I am.

 

A model enters with a small hourglass.

 

MALACHI- Start thou the clock.

 

The model turns the hourglass over.

 

MALACHI- Go!

MARTHA- One quail!

MALACHI- Higher.

MARTHA- Fifteen chickens.

MALACHI- Lower.

MARTHA- Eight gallons of olive oil!

MALACHI- Higher.

MARTHA- Two bottles of nard.

MALACHI- Lower.

MARTHA- Five yards of fine purple silk!

MALACHI- Higher.

MARTHA- Two baby goats!

 

The bell rings. Martha jumps in celebration.

 

MALACHI- Thou hast guessed correctly! Thou hast won a donkey! We shall see thee at the big grinders wheel. And we shall be back with more pricing games after this word! This is Malachi Barker reminding thee thou shalt not to spay or neuter thy livestock!

 

Cut to commercial break.

 

Martian Queen review online!

The verdict is in on Martian Queen: The Adventures of Stewart John Jones of Mars, at least according to the Christian SciFi and Fantasy Review.

The bad news is - I am a horrible proofreader.

The good news is - they loved just about everything else about the book!

Check out the review by clicking here.

Get the book from Amazon.com by clicking here. (It's on Kindle too.)

Big thank you to Christian SciFi and Fantasy Review for giving Martian Queen a look!

30 Seconds or Less skit book - Now with 40% more funny!

In 2008 Righteous Insanity released the ebook "30 Seconds or Less," a collection of sketches that lasted 30 seconds or less. These blackout skits are ideal fillers for youth events, video packages, and just about any other place you might need a quick laugh or a few seconds of funny. 

Now that book just got even better! Introducing the newly expanded "30 Seconds or Less" with 40% more funny. That translates to 12 brand new skits added to the 30 from the first book. 

of course the best part about this deal is that the book is still 100% free. Just go to the Righteous Insanity Free Stuff page and download your copy now. You will laugh. You will come away saying, "We have to do this one." 

Top 10 Reasons Megaforce is Better than Titanic

Top 10 Reasons Megaforce is Cooler than Titanic           

So James “I used to make cool movies” Cameron has decided to capitalize on the 3-D craze by converting his undeserving Oscar winner Titanic to the 3-D format. No doubt it will make a ton of money, but this time around, it won’t be making it off me. Not that I’m opposed to retro-fitting old movies with 3-D; I’ll be lining George Lucas’s pockets with more of my hard-earned money every time one of the Star Wars films is re-released. It’s just that I have no desire to sit through that overly long stink bomb again, 3-D or otherwise. Titanic’s a big spectacle piece with one 3-D character in a movie filled with cardboard cut-out characters. After 90 minutes I was the man yelling, “Just sink the boat already!”

I’ll tell you a guy who will get my money if he ever wakes up and smells the 3-D cash: Hal Needham. Hal is the guy who brought us the epic comedy classics Smokey and the Bandit and Cannonball Run. He is also the genius behind the 1982 action epic, Megaforce. Megaforce currently ranks among the first 100 movies on IMDB.com… if you count up from the bottom. It’s a movie I watched at least a hundred times as a kid, and one I continue to enjoy shamelessly as an adult.  

Sadly, Megaforce, is not only not available on Blu-Ray, it was never released on DVD. It’s a crying shame, because the movie does have it’s vocal proponents. I’m sure all eight of them (not counting me) would agree that Megaforce is cooler than Titanic for these ten reasons – and more.

10. Gold spandex. I didn’t see any on the Titanic, but it’s inescapable in Megaforce – for better or worse.

9. The “thumb kiss.” Nothing more to say here.

8. The bald chick from Star Trek has hair, and she’s way hotter than Kate Winslet.

7. The good guys always win… even in the 80’s. Who won in Titanic? The iceberg. Considering the iceberg was the thing that brought that trainwreck to an end, I think we can all agree it was the good guy in Titanic.

6. Ace Hunter doesn’t have to declare he’s king of the world. He just flippin’ is.

5. Motorcycles that fire missiles. Did the Titanic have missiles? No. That’s why it sank. 

4. Suspenseful ending. Will Hunter be left behind to die, or will he escape? You don’t know because it’s fiction, not history. Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you know what happened to the Titanic.

3. Rainbow colored smoke screens. Megaforce has ‘em. Titanic? No.

2. Two words: flying motorcycle.

1. Way cooler theme song. Seriously, do you want to hear Celine Dion, or do you wanna rock out with Journey???

Free Skit Monday: Lucky Charms

Something for St. Patrick's day, or any time you're speaking on putting your faith in superstitions and worldly beliefs. Fans of Groucho and Chico will really enjoy this one. 

Lucky Charms

By John Cosper

www.righteousinsanity.com

 

CHARACTERS

Louie- A con man salesman

Amy- A girl looking for good luck

 

Louie enters. He has a small tray strapped around his neck like a popcorn salesman at a ball game. He may have lucky charms like clovers and other items pinned to his costume.

 

LOUIE: Change your fortune! Change your future! Get your lucky charms right here! Find love, find money! Get your lucky charms right here!

 

Amy enters.

 

AMY: Hey, leprechaun guy.

LOUIE: I'm not a leprechaun, I'm a man!

AMY: Sorry. I have a big test today. Do you have anything that will bring me good luck?

LOUIE: As a matter of fact I do. What you need is a lucky, four leaf clover.

 

He picks up the four leaf clover.

 

AMY: Oooooh!

LOUIE: That's right, take this four leaf clover with you, and all the answers will magically come to you.

AMY: How much is it?

LOUIE: It's a steal at only $10.

AMY: Ten dollars??

LOUIE: A small price to pay for a life time of straight A's, my dear.

AMY: Okay, okay. (pays Louie) Here you go.

 

Louie hands her the clover.

 

LOUIE: Thank you very much, young lady.

AMY: Wow, I can't believe that was so easy. Will this help me find love too?

LOUIE: No, no, if you want to find love, you need a lucky rabbit's foot.

AMY: A lucky rabbit's foot?

LOUIE: That's right. (picks up the rabbit's foot) A lucky rabbit's foot, good for finding love and new friends, a steal at only $10.

AMY: Another $10?

LOUIE: A small price to pay for a life time of love.

AMY: Okay, I'll take the rabbit's foot too.

 

They exchange money and the rabbit's foot.

 

LOUIE: Thank you kindly. May you find love and good health all your life.

AMY: Good health? This will bring me good health too?

LOUIE: Of course not, but your lucky horseshoe will.

AMY: Lucky horseshoe? I don't have a lucky horseshoe.

LOUIE: You don't have a lucky horseshoe? Why everyone needs a lucky horseshoe! It's the only way to guarantee a lifetime of good health.

 

He holds up an upside down horseshoe.

 

AMY: Let me guess, that's ten dollars too?

LOUIE: Not today. Today, the lucky horseshoe is absolutely free!

AMY: Free?

LOUIE: Plus a ten dollar delivery fee.

 

Amy scowls. She steps closer to Louie.

 

AMY: If I step here, can you make it five?

LOUIE: (steps away) No, because I'll step here and make it ten again.

AMY: Well, I gotta have good health, right?

 

They exchange money and the horseshoe, which he hands to her upside down.

 

LOUIE: A small price to pay for a lifetime of good health.

AMY: Wow. I can't believe this little thing will bring me good health.

LOUIE: Of course, if you want a long life too, you'll need a right side up horseshoe.

AMY: A what?

LOUIE: What you have there is an upside down horseshoe. That'll bring you good health, but not long life. Now a right side up horseshoe, that'll bring you good health and long life.

AMY: I don't suppose you have a right side up horseshoe in that box, do you?

LOUIE: No, my dear, I'm all sold out.

AMY: You are?

LOUIE: But I can turn that upside down horseshoe into a right side up horseshoe for a ten dollar service fee.

AMY: Service fee?

LOUIE: A small price to pay for a -

AMY/LOUIE: Lifetime of good health.

AMY: I know.

 

Amy hands Louie the money.

 

LOUIE: Thank you, my dear.

 

He take the horseshoe and turns it right side up.

 

LOUIE: And there you go, a right side up horseshoe. Long life, and good health.

AMY: Now all I need is more money.

LOUIE: I got just the thing!

AMY: I'm sure you do!

LOUIE: (he holds up a penny) A lucky penny, guaranteed to bring you great fortune and wads of cash!

AMY: Uh huh. And how much is that gonna cost me?

LOUIE: A lucky penny is priceless, a lucky charm beyond all measure of value. But you can have it today for only ten dollars.

AMY: Ten dollars for a penny?

LOUIE: A small price to pay for the investment of a life time.

AMY: But how do I know it will work?

LOUIE: Are you kidding? Anybody holding this lucky penny is guaranteed to make money.

AMY: They are?

LOUIE: Sure! Why in the time I've been standing here talking to you, I've made forty dollars!

AMY: Sold!

 

Louie quickly takes her money and hands her the penny.

 

LOUIE: Another satisfied customer! (starts to exit quickly) Change your fortune, ladies and gentlemen, change your future. Get your lucky charms right here!

AMY: Wow, a lucky penny. I can't believe me made forty dollars just standing here talking... to... (she gets it) Hey wait a minute!!!

 

Amy chases after Louie.

 

Helping Your Actors to Break Out

Katie was not a shy girl. She was bright and friendly and never met a stranger. But put her on stage and she shrunk. She was soft-spoken, reserved, hesitant. She knew her lines and knew her cues. She just didn't have the guts to really let go.

 

Then one day it happened. In the middle of a free-form improv, Katie ran up on stage, knocked on the imaginary dorm room door and shouted, "Angela, your pregnancy test is here!"

 

That was all it took.

 

In that moment, Katie let go and opened herself up. She never held back vocally or emotionally on stage again. Not that she didn't need coaching and direction, but she was no longer a shrinking violet on stage.

 

I've seen dozens of moments like this over the years, and as a drama teacher, there's nothing sweeter. Seeing a kid click, seeing them have their moment when they let go and discover they can do it is unlike anything else.

 

Many of these moments came in acting workshops I taught in churches and at youth conferences. "Acting Out Your Faith," as if came to be known, is an actor's training program that takes the approach that acting is a game. It's a fun and proven method for bringing out the best in kids, teens, and even adults.

 

And it's free.

 

No, I'm not traveling and teaching any more, but you can download the entire workshop in an easy to follow ebook totally free from Righteous Insanity's website.

 

Download it. Read it. If you have questions, email me and ask. Then give it a try for yourself. See if it doesn't make a difference in your drama ministry - and your actors!

Free Skit Monday - Why We Pray

Kid-friendly version of an older skit, "1-800-Ride-With-Sara." Gotta give a nod to my old writing partner Sara Moore-Gruber on this one. 

Why We Pray

By John Cosper

www.righteousinsanity.com  

 

CHARACTERS

Erin Mills- A little girl

Sara- Erin's teenage sister

 

Two chairs are set up on stage like the front seat of a car. Erin sits in the passenger seat, and Sara in the driver's seat. She mimes adjusting her seat, seatbelt, and mirrors like a new driver as Erin speaks to the audience.

 

ERIN: Hello! My name is Erin Mills, and this is my sister, Sara. Say hi to Sara everybody!

 

Wait for kids to say hi.

 

ERIN: Sara, say hi to the kids.

SARA: No.

ERIN: We're here in Sara's car to learn the answer to a very big question: why do we pray? I asked my Mommy this question the other night, and she had a little trouble answering. But then my Daddy walked in the house after taking Sara here to get her driver's license. I asked him the same question, and he said, if you wanna know why we pray, just take a ride with Sara. So here, I am with the bestest sister in the world!

 

Erin hugs Sara's arm.

 

SARA: Get off me, you little fungus!

ERIN: We're gonna go to the mall because Daddy says it's the least likely driving route to get us both turned into road kill, whatever that means.

SARA: Dad doesn't know what he's talking about! I'm a great driver.

ERIN: And you're a great sister!

SARA: Buckle your seatbelt, and let's get this over with.

 

Erin mimes buckling her seatbelt as Sara mimes starting the car.

 

ERIN: Now, kids, remember that you need a license to drive, and you shouldn't drive unles you--

 

Sound effect of squealing tires. Sara and Erin mean back as if the car just leapt from 0 to 150. Erin screams.

 

ERIN: Sara! You're going too fast!

SARA: I am not!

ERIN: You're gonna hit that old lady!

 

Sara swerves; they both lean one way.

 

ERIN: You're gonna hit that doggy!

 

Sara swerves, and they lean the other way.

 

ERIN: You're gonna hit that mail--

 

Sound effect of a smashing mailbox.

 

ERIN: You hit that mailbox! 

SARA: It was in the road!

ERIN: It was in the road because you knocked it into the road!

SARA: Will you be quiet and let me drive?

ERIN: I can't be quiet! I... I... I have to pray! O Lord in Heaven, hallowed be thy name, and forgive my sister, she knows not how to drive!

SARA: I do too!

ERIN: Lord, please protect me from my sister's bad driving, and please protect everyone else around us! 

 

Sound of a bump and a car screeching.

 

ERIN: And please welcome that poor kitty cat into your heavenly land up there! In Jesus' name, Amen!

 

Screeching tires. Sara and Erin lean forward, then flop back. 

 

SARA: Out of the car, we're here. 

ERIN: Thank you, Jesus!!! I survived! And I know now why we pray. 

SARA: You're not going to tell Dad about the cat, are you? 

 

Erin looks at the audience, then at Sara. 

 

ERIN: Will you buy me a cookie?  

SARA: (rolls her eyes) Fine.

ERIN: Yay!

 

They both exit "the car" and exit the stage.

 

Sound of squealing tires.

 

Righteous Insanity Films 2012

Righteous Insanity Films for 2012 are already in production! Here's a quick look at what we're working on for the first half of 2012.

Fluffy 1947 - The prequel to the Fluffy trilogy will be the last - honest, I don't have any more after this. This is the third story that came out of the time when I also wrote Fluffy 2 and 3, so you can bank on this being the last. It's also looking like the funniest of the lot from what director Jonathan Jones is telling me!

Zombies R Forever - This one's wrapped, cut, and ready to roll - soon as we get it into a film festival. The epic sequel to last year's Zombies R Friends reunites the voice talents of Sonny Burnette, Caroline O'Neil, and Return of the Swamp Thing star Daniel Emery Taylor and introduces actor/musician Jon Driver, who composed and performed the anthem "I'm a Zombie" for the film.

The Scotty Love Show - This will look familiar to the three of you who watched the puppet series, "The Sensitive Christian Man." Nine episodes of the revised series are now in production with all live actors including Dija Henry, Ollie Balley, Austin Nichols, Wayne Brown, and Josh Reed. Look for it on Youtube and on Sermon Spice in the coming months.

And looking a little further ahead...

Evil Puppets From Outer Space! - Fans of Zombies R Friends may remember Sheriff Bowden mentioning an alien invasion he once faced in that film. That untold story will be told in this prequel to the Clive the Zombie series. It promises to be one of the most bizarre and funny alien films you'll ever see.

There will be more before the year is out, but as you can see, there's a lot to look forward to in the coming year.

Acting Out Your Faith - New resource for drama teams!

For several years, I had the privilege of traveling the country not only performing but teaching drama to others who were using it in ministry. During that time, I write and refined an acting workshop called Acting Out Your Faith, a step by step training course that gave actors the tools to build up their acting skills through improvisation. It's been more than six years since I last went out and taught the class (though I used elements of it in my recent position at Christian Academy of Indiana). Now anyone can bring this acting workshop to their troupe with the new ebook, Acting Out Your Faith.

The ebook contains the entire workshop, a program that begins with playing simple group games and progresses through beginner and intermediate improv games. As the games grow more complex, actors are introduced to more challenging concepts that will help them become more than just people reciting lines on stage. Latter exercises focus on understanding and learning to re-create emotions and natural reactions on stage in order to reproduce those things in scripted dramas.

Acting Out Your Faith can be taught as a full day of teaching, broken into several one hour sessions, or condensed into a shorter program. It includes acting games that can be brought back and used again and again as your drama team grows and develops as well as games that can be used in performance improv.

Oh by the way, it's also a lot of fun. The emphasis is on de-mystifying the craft of acting and helping new and inexperienced actors gain confidence that yes they CAN do this. There are also several spiritual applications you can stop and share along the way.

Acting Out Your Faith is a solid training regimen for any age acting group. I've had students as young as five and as old as, "I won't tell you my age, but let's just say I remember when Elvis was young," and everyone's taken away something new that helped them grow as an actor.

I almost forgot the best part - it's free.

Download Acting Out Your Faith free on Righteous Insanity's Free Resource page. While you're there, check out the other great freebies, including script books and the classic resource book Drama Ministry for the Dramatically Challenged.